Get Paid Son

Release from the DOJ

BOOM HEADSHOT. As I posted a few days ago, I expected to get my money back from these sites, especially PokerStars. Under an agreement announced today, the government will allow PokerStars and Full Tilt Poker to use their web sites to facilitate the withdrawal of U.S. players’ funds held in accounts with the companies. The five-page domain-name use agreements with PokerStars and Full Tilt Poker will also let the poker companies continue to use their domain names to offer for-money online poker games to players outside the U.S. In return the world’s two biggest online poker companies have agreed not to facilitate for-money poker games for U.S. players and to let an independent monitor verify their compliance with the deal.

SHIP IT. This is amazingly awesome news. I would have been happy to get my money out within 6 months… let alone news I can get it out within ONE WEEK! Below is the official statement from PokerStars:

Also, stars has released a very informative FAQ that answers a lot of questions that I am sure many are asking.

Meanwhile, many online poker players are looking for options as to what to do. A hilarious thread started on 2+2 with MS Paints of US online poker players before and after. Here is my favorite:

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Party at the DOJ

Despite the fact that I just lost my main source of income and have a ton of money frozen right now, I am not too upset about it as I said in my previous post. In fact, I actually got a laugh out of the situation thanks to the video below:

[ ] land of the free

As for the author, SrslySirius is known for making some hilarious videos and photoshops on 2+2. Possibly his most well known come from this thread where a guy posts a beat about losing AK all in preflop to 10-6 suited. Its a hilarious thread with some great photoshops, but SrslySirius steals the show with some epic rounders photoshops.

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Black Friday

As many of you probably know, this Friday the FBI took over control of the three largest poker sites, Pokerstars, Full Tilt, and Absolute Poker. Coincidentally, these are the three sites I play on, the foremost being Pokerstars.
Also coincidentally, I was in Tampa for my buddy’s bachelor party this weekend. I was basically out of contact from all my stakes and the poker community for the most part which was not good. A lot of people were freaking out, regulars in my game and my stakes included, and I wish I was there to calm a lot of them down. Regardless this news has brought a shock to the online community and it is pretty ridiculous. I will use this blog post to answer a lot of questions that I have been getting lately and give my opinion on the matter.

Did you lose the money in your account?

No, my money is online in my account and in my stakes accounts. My account is a separate entity from that of the assets of the firm, so it is mine and cannot be used to pay the debts of the firm. I should be safe from any punishment that may be placed on the sites. However, currently I cannot withdrawal or transfer funds or sit at any tables, so my operations are basically shut down. For my stakes, the US ones have the same situation as me and the ones outside of the country are able to continue business as usual. I am working on plans with each of them individually. I have advised them all not to freak out and withdrawal their money for the reasons listed above.

How much money do you have online?

I don’t know, how much money do you have in your bank account? It’s kind of funny how social norms are thrown aside when it comes to poker. I mean I played poker about 40 hours a week for the past three years. Call it gambling, it is gambling, but its a job for me. I know what I’m doing, I know I have edge, and I treat it like a job. I would never ask anyone what they make at their job, but people essentially ask what I make at mine all the time. But to somewhat answer this question, I have about half my net worth online. I am not worried about this really at all. I am disappointed at the lost future profits much more than I am worried about the money I have online.

Is online poker illegal?

I have been under the impression that this answer is no. The legal teams of each site have lawyers who know the laws in and out. They have advised US residents that it is indeed not, but they may have just found loopholes in the system for which to operate. However I can only speculate on whether this is true and can offer no real answer to this question.

What do you think about this?

I think its fucking bullshit. The government says we can’t play online because its not regulated and because underage kids play online. Guess what? This industry is done entirely online. It would be one of the easiest things to regulate ever. It leaves a 100% traceable paper trail. As for kids playing online… who cares? They have to get the money from somewhere right? Shouldn’t someone be able to make that decision themselves? After all, the government allows you to make the choice of whether or not to smoke cigarettes, a habbit that will inevitably kill you. “Go ahead and kill yourself, just don’t gamble in your house while you do it.” Oh and kids smoke underage all the time, I don’t have numbers to prove this but I bet there are more underage smokers in the United States alone than there are underage online poker players worldwide. But that’s A-OKAY with the government because they make billions of dollars every year off the sale of cigarettes. And that’s what this comes down to really. If poker was regulated in the US and the government got its cut (a proposition that many organizations have been working on the past couple years) then this would be a moot point and we wouldn’t even be having this discussion. Each and every day I lose a little more faith in this country, and we become more and more of a joke to other countries. I could continue to rant here but I will refrain.

What are you going to do?

I’m going to graduate. I will finish up school this year hopefully if I can take 2 classes this summer. I am going to play the EPT Main Event in Madrid in three weeks and win that obviously, then I’m going to play the Main Event in the WSOP. By then, the future of online poker should be a lot more clear. For the past three years, I have been working full time, going to grad school, and playing poker like a full time job. It has been both insanely stressful and time consuming. All three were such great opportunities that I decided to try to do all three until one of them became the clear choice of which to drop. Well it looks like the government has made this choice for me, so I’m going to put more effort into the other two, hang out more with my girlfriend and friends, get back in shape, and start sleeping more.

I will post some pictures I took recently from the weekend and give some non-depressing trip reports as well when the dust settles a little from this incident.

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New Office

The company I work for has begun its move to our new location on Wacker next to the Merchandise Mart. I am excited about this for many reasons. One, it is five blocks from my place, so I can walk to work in five minutes which is so awesome. Also, it is way over the top. There is a koi pond in the entrace. All the computers are new and everyone is getting the same monitor setups but with 24″ monitors instead of 19″. I lobbied for 30″ monitors because they’re so much better but IT wasn’t having it. Our intern took some pictures Friday. Check it out.

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ZepHendrix Elite en Tres Salas Diferentes

A stake of mine sent me a cool article today that he found. It is from the largest Latin American poker website, “codigopoker.com”. They did a short article on my recent post in BBV, talking about my typical day and how I life grind like a mad man. It is kind of cool for a couple reasons. One, I don’t think I’ve had anything like this done about me before. Maybe I have but this is the first I’ve known of. Second, it’s kind of cool that it’s in Spanish. I took five years of Spanish in middle school and high school and it was kind of cool to try to read the article, which I understood very little of unfortunately. Either way, it’s always nice to get a little notoriety.

I will also be doing a podcast for CardRunners hopefully within a month. I will make a post about that too when it gets released. That should get around 15,000 listeners which will be some good exposure for me. The link and translation from the article is below:

ZepHendrix Elite en Tres Salas Diferentes

“Poker requires dedication, no doubt. However, there are those who spend more than others, although it seems that the title of “The Grinder of the Year ” takes it ” ZepHendrix “a member of Two Plus Two , which has achieved the feat for the second consecutive year, having the highest VIP status in three different rooms: PokerStars Supernova Elite, Black Card in Full Tilt Poker and Absolute Poker Diamond Elite.

Clearly Supernova or Black Elite Member Card is not a simple task, but as a poker pro can devote much time to achieve the goal. However, the most incredible “ZepHendrix” is that not only plays poker but has an eight hour days as a stockbroker, he attended the University of Chicago and, as if this were not enough, says having a girlfriend and get along perfectly to have everything in perfect balance.

Of course, the first question was “ZepHendrix” was how a normal day in your life. Ready?

- I sleep between 4 and 6 hours
- I get up at 6 am and arrived at work at seven.
- Get home from work at 5 and twice a week I go to class from 6 to 9.
- Play poker from 9 until 2 am.
- On the weekends I go if something interesting to do and if I do sessions of up to 12 hours.

There, in five steps pokeril recipe for success. Because, “ZepHendrix” no rakeback lives or the promotion of the rooms. According to his profile PTR , hands on three million won $ 232,000 dollars just on PokerStars, mostly in and NL1.000 NL600.

And … how many hands you have played today?”

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Umphrey’s McGee

On this blog I have posted a ton of videos from youtube of Umphrey’s Mcgee. I hope people like what they have heard. I just love any band that is as talented musically as they are. Say what you will about Phish or other such jam bands, I realize that their music is not for everybody. But I think that Umphrey’s McGee actually is. They play every type of music around. They play hard rock, soft rock, metal, country, and songs based on the the sounds of 70s, 80s, and classical music. They also cover tons of songs and I have heard them cover Van Halen, Metallica, the Talking Heads, Billy Joel, Snoop Dogg, and I’ve even heard them cover “Dick In a Box”. There isn’t a type of music they won’t play. Check out this site where you can stream 100s of their live shows. Most are fantastic quality and the people who record the shows truly do a great service to everyone. Here is one of my favorite shows to listen to. Simply stream the music by clicking play on the setlist on the right:

McGeeUmphrey’s McGee Live at 9:30 Club on 2004-12-11 (December 11, 2004)

They also play “mashups”, which is the combination of two or more songs intertwined together to form a new awesome sound. My personal favorite is “Bulls on the Bus” which is a combination of “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against the Machine and “Mark on the Bus” by the Beastie Boys. You can check it out as song #5 from this show. Or just check out the youtube video of the same show which is way lower audio quality, but nice visually and goes right into “Front Porch”.

Another great mashup is Nemo’s Fat Bottomed Good Times. It’s a mix of “Good Times, Bad Times” by Led Zeppelin, “Fat Bottomed Girls” By Queen, and “Nemo” by Umphrey’s McGee. It is just so creative and quite awesome. Check this band out if you haven’t yet. They have an incredible drummer and two of the best guitarists in the World right now.

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Pics

Two weeks ago I started a thread about how I got the highest VIP status on the three biggest online poker sites. Naturally, this was an impressive feat and met with much adoration because I did this while having a full time job and going to grad school.

A lot of people in the thread want to see pictures of my poker set up and my place. So I will abide.

Work station. This will change in about a month:

Home Setup. Alienware laptop and 30″ Dell monitor

Guitars. Les Paul Classic, Ovation Century Legends acoustic, Fender Blues Junior, Line6 M13:

TVs. 55″ Samsung LED, 42″ JVC for vids, Bose 321 surround sound system:

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